Natural Deodorant Product Review: Curie vs. Lume

You might be wondering what a review of natural deodorants has to do with ballroom dancing. Be patient. I promise it is relevant.

My quest to find an effective natural deodorant began when I was in my

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10 Things I Don’t Want for Mothers Day

Originally published May 11, 2013.

Dear Christian and Jared,

Instead of telling you what I want for Mothers’ Day, I’m giving you a list of ten things I don’t want. Here you go.

  1. I don’t want to make your beds.
  2. I don’t want to pick up your dirty clothes.
  3. I generally don’t want to clean up after you at all.
  4. I don’t want to request the same thing more than once and I don’t want said requests to be met with bad attitudes, rolling of eyes, or “that tone” of voice (and you know what I mean).
  5. I don’t want to be a nag (please review numbers 1 – 4 above).
  6. I don’t want you to go around acting like I’m the only mother who expects a text or phone call when you “get there safely,” so just do it and quit complaining or I’ll take away the car faster than you can blink and don’t argue with me.
  7. I don’t want you to replace my desktop wallpaper with creepy pictures of Carrot Top or people vomiting.
  8. I don’t want you to sneak up on me or startle me when I have a full bladder.
  9. I don’t want you to make choices that jeopardize your health and safety, or compromise your character and integrity.
  10. I don’t want you ever to forget:
  • to be kind to others (especially girls including me)
  • to tell the truth
  • to try your best
  • where you come from
  • I love you
  • I am your mother
  • my birthday


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