I’ve started doing all sorts of stuff I never thought I’d do. For instance, yesterday, I bought a can of Big, Sexy Hair (it’s hairspray). AND I paid a professional airbrush technician to apply fake tan to my body. Clearly this means it’s official: I am a competitive ballroom dancer. AND I am living proof that one can, in fact, teach old dogs new tricks.
You might be thinking so she bought a can of hairspray and got a spray tan… big deal, but I assure for