Say Yes to the Dress

I’ve been a Dancing with the Stars enthusiast since the first episode aired back in 2005 and in all those years of live television I’ve not witnessed a single embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. It’s an awe-inspiring phenomenon that never ceases to amaze me: all those well-endowed females gyrating in skimpy outfits and never an exposed boob or butt cheek to speak of. Then I did it. I said YES to the dress and… 
Suddenly

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The Dancing Hunchback

If you happen to catch a glimpse of me walking down the street, the words Look! It’s Quasimodo! probably won’t be the first to pop into your head. Apparently, however, that won’t be the case if you happen to catch a glimpse of me dancing.

I haven’t actually seen myself dance, but apparently once the music cues and I execute my first cha, I undergo a metamorphosis which takes me from Dancing Housewife to hybrid version of a twerking Niki Minaj and deformed bell ringer

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Join The Dancing Housewife Fan Club Today!

Join The Dancing Housewife Fan Club today! It’s free, easy and the best way to get up-to-the-minute reports on the Dancing Housewife’s escapades and adventures from the land of competitive ballroom dance.

Complete the short form in the sidebar on the right of the HOME page and hit the SUBMIT button. Next check your inbox for a confirmation email from The Dancing Housewife and click on the embedded link to complete the membership

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